Jokes For Starters

'''Dan da na naaaan! As promised, here is a page of jokes in case you are bored on this site.'''

What do you call a confused spoon? A noops!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Fire Apoy. Fire Apoy who? If fire apoy, I think I would understand.....

Knock Knock. Who's there? Riverboat. Riverboat who? Riverboat young when I first saw you........

What did the pig say on a hot day? I'm bakin'.

'''Oops! What do we have here? Oh no, we are currently having a very bad case of a shortage of jokes! Awww.... we gotta fix that as soon as possible. Why don't ya'll read some other pages while we fix this up? We'll get our humorist/comedian on the job as soon as possible! Soorry!'''